We don’t even know what you are talking about… but we know that if anyone tried to bite us WE wouldn’t think it was a gift! We would think they were trying to attack us!
And how would biting anyone do anything about being thirsty…?
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You get a glass, go to the fridge, and pour something out of one of the plastic bottles… You do not bite people.
Also, one does not see it as a gift at first, but should you survive and keep your sanity... one may certainly come to see it as such. [Grins, showing his fangs.]
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You are being so cryptic...
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You do look really old... How old are you supposed to be anyway?
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That doesn't make any sense!
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And how would biting anyone do anything about being thirsty…?
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You get a glass, go to the fridge, and pour something out of one of the plastic bottles… You do not bite people.
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Also, one does not see it as a gift at first, but should you survive and keep your sanity... one may certainly come to see it as such. [Grins, showing his fangs.]
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[How creepy! Aska recoils and places an arm up as if she can shield herself from the scary by hiding from it. ]
Wha… what kind of thing would want to drink blood…?
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In this particular case, a vampire.
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Vampire? We have never heard of them…
Is that why you don’t like light, or garlic and you have big teeth?
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[Pause.
Think.]
As long as you don’t bite us…
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You have my word, I shall keep my fangs away from your neck as long as you keep your promise.
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