We don’t even know what you are talking about… but we know that if anyone tried to bite us WE wouldn’t think it was a gift! We would think they were trying to attack us!
And how would biting anyone do anything about being thirsty…?
[Illustrates each action by acting them out for the camera. ]
You get a glass, go to the fridge, and pour something out of one of the plastic bottles… You do not bite people.
Also, one does not see it as a gift at first, but should you survive and keep your sanity... one may certainly come to see it as such. [Grins, showing his fangs.]
Not that it would do you any good anyway! Since you told us your weakness! That was kind of silly of you… you know… Won’t that let people know you are a vampire?
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Date: 2011-06-08 08:35 pm (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2011-06-08 08:39 pm (UTC)You do look really old... How old are you supposed to be anyway?
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Date: 2011-06-09 02:17 am (UTC)That doesn't make any sense!
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Date: 2011-06-09 02:50 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2011-06-09 02:56 am (UTC)And how would biting anyone do anything about being thirsty…?
[Illustrates each action by acting them out for the camera. ]
You get a glass, go to the fridge, and pour something out of one of the plastic bottles… You do not bite people.
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Date: 2011-06-09 03:09 am (UTC)Also, one does not see it as a gift at first, but should you survive and keep your sanity... one may certainly come to see it as such. [Grins, showing his fangs.]
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Date: 2011-06-09 03:18 am (UTC)[How creepy! Aska recoils and places an arm up as if she can shield herself from the scary by hiding from it. ]
Wha… what kind of thing would want to drink blood…?
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Date: 2011-06-09 03:34 am (UTC)In this particular case, a vampire.
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Date: 2011-06-09 03:40 am (UTC)Vampire? We have never heard of them…
Is that why you don’t like light, or garlic and you have big teeth?
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Date: 2011-06-09 04:47 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2011-06-09 04:58 am (UTC)[Pause.
Think.]
As long as you don’t bite us…
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Date: 2011-06-09 05:00 am (UTC)You have my word, I shall keep my fangs away from your neck as long as you keep your promise.
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Date: 2011-06-09 05:13 am (UTC)That was kind of silly of you… you know… Won’t that let people know you are a vampire?
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Date: 2011-06-09 04:16 pm (UTC)[Video]
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