Contract 10 [Audio]

[servessithis]

Please tell me garlic is rare in this realm.

Comments

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Oh? You need to cook? Is it pasta? Don't worry, we can find you a nice, heavy bag of it!

[servessithis.livejournal.com]

Certainly not. It would also be best for your sake to keep that bag to yourself.

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

You only need a little bit?

[servessithis.livejournal.com]

I need none.

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

But you need it as part of a healthy diet! Don't worry, if the taste bothers you, we can just grind it finely and slip it in your meals. You'll never tell!

[servessithis.livejournal.com]

Let me make this perfectly clear: if you find where I live, and come near me with garlic in any shape or form, you will find yourself suffering massive blood loss.

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Oh? You think I'm anemic?

[servessithis.livejournal.com]

You will be.

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

You can tell already? A miracle... a true doctor.